Hi! Welcome!
::kicks bra under bed::
I'm so glad you're here, and I've put together some light reading to help you acclimate. Please note, however, that this blog may not be safe for the elderly, cardiac patients, or young children. It is, however, probably perfect for your mom.
Ahem.
::pours you some vodka::
Some Stuff About Me
Makin' Friends is So Damn Easy
I Think He Got His Degree in Guatemala
True Story
Pink Pinata
If at First You Don't Succeed, Grab a Metal Pole
Let's Talk About the Weather
*Cringe*
My Hard
Strike That
The Stitch Heard 'Round the World
Skinny Jeans, Oh, Skinny Jeans
An American Tale (Scrunchie Edition)
How Not to Be Murdered: A Case Study
Some Stuff About My Kids and/or Unsuspecting Husband
The Clicking Elephant
Let Them Eat Urinal Cake
Unicorns, Tears, and Ho Bags: A Day in the Life
The Curse of Halloween (And a Bad Mother)
Happy VD!
Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. This Year, You Get a Video
You May Say I'm a Dreamer, But I'd Just Roll My Eyes
Here's Some Mommybloggin' For Ya
Say it With Me: FUHCK
Some Stuff About...Other Stuff. Heh.
It Gets Better, Gaddhafi!
Character Assassination Carousel
Grab Your Bunsen Burner
Some Serious/Artsy Posts (A Product of Silence Series)
A letter to Ken
Uncanchored
This State of Things





