I'm just another blogger with social anxiety, controversial posts about cats and children, and who writes to Oprah weekly with magazine clippings regarding my unsubstantiated book deal.
I met my husband while wearing an airbrushed unicorn shirt, and he married me despite this. (Yes, I still have the shirt. OF COURSE I STILL WEAR IT.)
Regarding this blog, kids, please keep in mind that I cannot vouch for truth. Or humor. Or talent.
(But I can vouch for this bangin' bod. Ahem.)
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