About the Amazing Author


I'm just another blogger with social anxiety, controversial posts about cats and children, and who writes to Oprah weekly with magazine clippings regarding my unsubstantiated book deal.

I met my husband while wearing an airbrushed unicorn shirt, and he married me despite this. (Yes, I still have the shirt. OF COURSE I STILL WEAR IT.)

Regarding this blog, kids, please keep in mind that I cannot vouch for truth. Or humor. Or talent.
(But I can vouch for this bangin' bod. Ahem.)

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