Him: Okay, I'm gonna make it green.
Him: And, are you okay with having more than five fingers?
Me: Of course. Maybe I can get more done with some extra fing---
Him: How about a dress? Would you like a red dress?
Me: I love dresses, bud. That sounds great!
Him: And, how about shoes? You're gonna wear your flip-flops, if that's okay.
Me: They are my favorite shoes!
Him: And you love sweeping, right?
Me: Well...I mean, I---
Him: Okay, FINISHED.
Pants-free and perfect.