Thursday, May 9, 2013


Him: Mom, do you have brown hair?

Me: Yep!

Him: Okay, I'm gonna make it green.

Me: ...

Him: And, are you okay with having more than five fingers?

Me: Of course. Maybe I can get more done with some extra fing---

Him: How about a dress? Would you like a red dress?

Me: I love dresses, bud. That sounds great!

Him: And, how about shoes? You're gonna wear your flip-flops, if that's okay.

Me: They are my favorite shoes!

Him: And you love sweeping, right?

Me: Well...I mean, I---

Him: Okay, FINISHED.

Pants-free and perfect.