(It just happens to have been posted two weeks ago.)
(It will kill me if you tell me you already saw this on Buzzfeed.)
(So let's just pretend, ok?)
Click here to see the original listing.
If you apply, you better put my ass down as a referral because I am all over this mess.
(And with this I hope to unceremoniously end my hiatus and pretend none of it ever happened. See you next week? kthxbai.)