Monday, December 3, 2012

BIG THINGS!

(No, it's not a bookdeal...or bookdealSSSZ.)

But!

It's equally great things, just without the monetary benefit!

Ahem!

1. The Clicking Elephant Takes Over the World Video

An awesome Twitter follower tracked down that commercial I was talking about a few weeks ago, and I completely forgot to post it because I was busy stuffing my face with turkey and struggling with body dysmorphic disorder at the local YMCA!

Anyway!

Here it is!



Now, quickly, begin building your bunkers. I've been watching a lot of Doomsday Preppers here lately, and they talk a lot about "bugging out" and I'm not so sure they're not all in on it. TRUST NO ONE.

2. Elsewhere on the Internet

The Mouthy Housewives are taking a brief hiatus because we're all on the verge of mental breakdowns. Or...maybe that was just me. Or...maybe they fired me? No, I'm pretty sure we're all taking a break. Haven't heard from them in a while come to think of it, though...

You can still find us weekly at BlogHer Moms, however, where I recently saved someone's Thanksgiving, more or less.

I'm going to be writing over at MamaPop twice per week again, and in case you've missed me over there, you missed things like my suggestions for this year's Kardashian Christmas card and a discussion about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sitting next to each other. Obviously you should be making time for these pieces, if I have to spell it out for you.

3. Babble!

I made it on to this years Top 100 Mom Blogs over at Babble, you guys. And while I know it's probably not cool for me to be completely stoked, you should know by now that I AM NOT COOL AT ALL, and therefore AM COMPLETELY STOKED. (Like Zombies to Brains, you guys! EAT IT, EAT THAT SHIT.)

Check out the full list and give everyone hugs and kisses.

4. Kindergarten Pick-Up

THIS SHIT IS REALLY STRESSING ME OUT YOU GUYS. AND MAYBE IT'S NOT A BIG THING, BUT IT FEELS LIKE ONE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I RECENTLY GOT A HAIRCUT AND PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME JOAN JETT AND THEN SOME LADY YELLED AT MY SON AND I RESPONDED WITH A NASTY TONE AND NOW I'M EMBARRASSED. (Post to come.)

(But, OMG, BABBLE, you guys! YAY! I'm a good person?)

5. Jett Superior's Annual Ornament Exchange

I completely dropped the ball this year and forgot to harass all of you into signing up for this, so go ahead and tell Siri to get on that mess for next year, ok? It's the most fun I have online during the holidays, and each year it inspires a Christmas Ornament post, wherein I feature the most hideous of ornaments for you to purchase for your pagan tree, as Jesus would have wanted.

This year, I have gathered a collection of ornaments inspired by The Elephant for a post, so you have that to look forward to.

And that's all I've got. I'm gonna go drink some champagne. (Babble!)