And then there's the fact that I'm flying back up to the Hudson Valley with my two VIVACIOUS children on Saturday and will be seeing my hair stylist for the first time in over a year (and also my family and friends--YES I HAVE BOTH), and what if it's awkward or she doesn't remember my name; and additionally what if I don't survive the FOUR HOUR LAYOVER (that is totally my fault and that I booked on purpose) with my two children, who--if you recall from our last trips on airplanes--have a predilection for clashing with security and elderly people with walkers?
Plus, once I get to New York, there's the fact that I'm going to BlogHer to see some of my very best friends in the world that I haven't seen in AGES (a year) which will be great, but what if they hear me fart, and I also have to get up on stage for the Voices of the Year thing, which could result EPICALLY DISASTROUS HIVES OH GOD THE HIVES I FEEL THEM ALREADY, oh and I've been working for WEEKS planning the Come As You Are party with the other Mouthy Housewives and I'm so worried things won't come together and what if it turns into a scene from CARRIE and then we'll all get arrested, which would really be bad for our book deal (which we don't have), especially since I just talked to Soledad O'Brien on the phone and said things to her like "just...umm...community...women...THINGS" and I'm ALREADY picturing her mental note to send a courier to her publishing house friends POSTHASTE.
AND NOW THIS KSTEW BULLSHIT?! WHAT THE FU---
Anyway, so that's what I've been up to. How are you?
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