There was exactly:
One momentarily missing child.
Three trips to the airplane bathroom with a curious 3-year-old.
One bout of public nudity.
Several instances of public nostril-picking.
One motion sickness scare.
One child sleeping (drooling) on an off-duty pilot.
A handful of faceplants on the moving walkway.
One broken, brand new necklace.
Three cases of travelers constipation.
And one exploded toiletry bag.
But, you know what?
It was totally worth it.