Saturday, May 26, 2012

Oh, hi!

Just checking in with you guys to make sure no one has lost any limbs or anything...doing okay? Anybody have to use the bathroom?

Good.

My parents are in town, so this week has been full of crazy adventures like listening to my step-dad complain about the heat, helping to hoist my mom into the back seat of a pickup truck, and going to LegoLand.

I have plenty of stories to share with you, including the day a Texas woman told me I'm PICKING UP THE ACCENT, the time(s) my mother screamed so loud that she startled an entire restaurant, and the evening we spent on the All You Can Eat Deck at a Texas Rangers game.



Omg.

In the meantime, check out what I've been up to this week on the Interwebs elsewhere:

At MamaPop, I have some maternal reactions to the inappropriate clothing I spotted at the Billboard Music Awards. I also had some inappropriate reactions to Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart K-I-S-S-I-N-G in Cannes. Ahem.

At The Mouthy Housewives, I was over at BlogHer Moms with some some sage advice for handling old biddies when you're a pregnant woman. I also hosted the amazingly funny Jeni of Highly Irritable as Guest Mouthy of the week.

Happy Memorial Day, kids. Enjoy your festivities, and think some thoughts for those who are no longer around to do so.

xo