BUT THEN THINGS TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE.
At the moment, I'm trailing the leader by nearly HALF her votes. (And, MY GOD PEOPLE, she's a REVIEW BLOGGER.)
You know what this means, friends.
(Actually, I need you for the remainder of the week, but we can take things slow.)
Here's what you do:
1. Vote for me by selecting my name on the Chrysler Blogger Face-Off page.
2. Repeat this process from as many computers as you can find.
3. Repeat steps #1 and #2 every day this week. If you work in a computer lab? I WILL MAIL YOU COOKIES.
4. Spread the word because you love me and you want to see me happy. (But also because there's an iPad2 in it for YOU!) Share on Facebook, Twitter, Craigslist, Petfinder....WHATEVER. (There are share buttons on my page and on the Chrysler page. Or just share this: Can you spare 3 seconds for a woman who's willing to do CRAZY THINGS for your vote? http://bit.ly/yYC7g7 )
5. Sit back and feel the love that I am sending you. CAN YOU FEEL IT? FEEL THE VIBRATIONS.
Now, as things get more desperate toward the end of the week, I may be willing to do the unthinkable in exchange for your votes, so STAY TUNED.
Over and out.