Happy VD 2 U

It's Valentine's time once again, and, like last year, I'm here to provide you with some excellent greeting card ideas for your male counterpart. It was about twelve months ago now that I found myself in the Hallmark section at the local Target, SOBBING MY EYES OUT, over a card with a puppy and maybe even some heart balloons. And I was totally going to buy it for my husband. My Marine Corps husband who is, of course, super totally sensitive, but MY GOD WOMAN, not about fucking PUPPIES.

So I took things into my own hands and came up with my own line of Valentine's cards, designed to speak more directly to a man's heart, rather than a woman's.

Here's 2012's WitV exclusive line of Valentine's Day cards! Feel free to print them out and use them to fill that void in your marriage that you never new existed UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT.

The card that says, "Hey, I'd still do you."

The card that says, "Your biological drive to provide is the key to my heart."

The card that says, "You always know how to make me laugh!"

And the card that says, "My love for you is unconditional."

Now go forth and consume chocolate, you crazy lovers!