So I took things into my own hands and came up with my own line of Valentine's cards, designed to speak more directly to a man's heart, rather than a woman's.
Here's 2012's WitV exclusive line of Valentine's Day cards! Feel free to print them out and use them to fill that void in your marriage that you never new existed UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT.
The card that says, "Hey, I'd still do you."
The card that says, "Your biological drive to provide is the key to my heart."
The card that says, "You always know how to make me laugh!"
And the card that says, "My love for you is unconditional."