Wednesday, January 11, 2012

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!

(I probably shouldn't be sharing this with you, but oh dear god, it was so funny)

Legal Note: This is potty humor. Through and through. I hope it doesn't make you think less of me. Less than you already do, that is.

Ahem.

Scene: I am in the kitchen putzing around (ok, eating a box of donuts) and T9 is in the bathroom, sitting on the throne with the door ajar.

T9: [Grunt]

Me: [Yelling from the kitchen so he doesn't see the donuts] You alright in there, kid?

T9: ...

Me: Kiddo?

T9: [To himself] Come on THING. You can do it!

Me: ...

T9: [To himself] Go, T9, go! Go, T9, go! Go, T9, GO! GO, T9, GO!

Me: The hell--?

T9: [Grunt]

*plop*

Me: Oh...mygod...

T9: [To himself] YESH! I knew I could do it!

Fin.