And let me tell you, I found myself quite a few. So, I present to you some MORE bizarre Christmas ornaments for the holiday season, the offensive and religious version.
1. Emo prophet
Emo prophet is so emo.
2. Angel carcass
Is it just me, or is she making that classic childhood I'M STICKING OUT MY TONGUE CUZ I'M DEAD face?
Click below to keep reading and to see an angel's gonads.
3. Meerkat Baby Jesus
Okay, so it's technically not an ornament, but you guys. MEERKAT BABY JESUS. If this person doesn't get struck dead, I think I'm probably safe, too.
4. Creepy old mandog angel
This is obviously the not-too-distant relative of creepy snowman dude.
5. Vagina angel
TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE IT.
6. Baby Jesus in a bottle
Someone call CPS.
7. Deranged angel
Watch out. She'll eat your couch cushions.
I have few words.
9. Possessed angel
SOON. SHE'S COMING FOR YOU SOON.
10. And, my personal favorite, an angel with balls.
Excuse me. I mean big balls.