10 More Bizarre Christmas Ornaments for 2011

I couldn't help myself, you guys. I did a lot of my Christmas shopping on etsy this year, and in between purchases for grandmas, I scoured the place for inappropriate pictures of angels.

And let me tell you, I found myself quite a few. So, I present to you some MORE bizarre Christmas ornaments for the holiday season, the offensive and religious version.

::genuflects::

1. Emo prophet

Emo prophet is so emo. 

2. Angel carcass

Is it just me, or is she making that classic childhood I'M STICKING OUT MY TONGUE CUZ I'M DEAD face?

Click below to keep reading and to see an angel's gonads.


3. Meerkat Baby Jesus

Okay, so it's technically not an ornament, but you guys. MEERKAT BABY JESUS. If this person doesn't get struck dead, I think I'm probably safe, too.

4. Creepy old mandog angel

This is obviously the not-too-distant relative of creepy snowman dude.

5. Vagina angel

TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE IT.

6. Baby Jesus in a bottle

Someone call CPS.

7. Deranged angel

Watch out. She'll eat your couch cushions.

8. Untitled

I have few words.

9. Possessed angel

SOON. SHE'S COMING FOR YOU SOON.

10. And, my personal favorite, an angel with balls.

Excuse me. I mean big balls.

Fa-la-la-la-la LA-LA-LA-LA!