Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Saying All the Things

My kid turns five on New Year's Eve, and he's been coming up with some REAL GEMS lately. He must know I've been suffering from writer's block! And not at all be a smartass!



Me: Look at how pretty the sky is!

Him: You know me, mom. I always love a good sunset.

*****

Me: How did this thing end up in the garbage?

Him: Maybe you yelled so loud it fell over.

*****

Me: [Walking through the kitchen.]

Him: [Laughing hysterically] YOUR BUTT IS FUNNY!

*****

Me: Plus One? Have you picked up your toys yet?

Him: UGGGHHH, MOOOOMMM. WHY are you always SAYING ALL THE THINGS.


Kid needs a blog, amirite?