Friday, June 24, 2011

Big D

So, the husband and I are taking advantage of my mother's presence by checking out Dallas this weekend. Our itinerary includes eating Mexican food, making eye contact, and sleeping past 6:30am.

I left a list of television channels for my mother along with key locations of sedatives, duct tape, and the candy stash. As I read it over, I turned to my husband to see if he had anything to add.

Me: Can you think of anything I should've put on here?

Him: "Don't kill the kids"?

Me: [Scribbles on paper.] Good thinking...

And with that, we're off! Please don't tie up grandma. Or break into the liquor cabinet. Or dress up the cats in Mommy's new BlogHer skirt. (It's sparkly!)


And if you care to see where I've been this week, check out these links!

At The Mouthy Housewives, I offer advice on how to deal with an unwanted dirty talker in the bedroom.

At Moxie Bird, I highlight the best memes that sprung from the Vancouver riots kissing couple picture.

At MamaPop, I sound off about how Oprah is a fucking asshole for wanting to get OJ Simpson to confess to her on national television.


PS! July is going to be an exciting month here at Wait in the Van. I have some amazing giveaways planned--one for each week of the month--so make sure you're well rested!