|I REALLY hope the airplane doesn't have one of these.|
Okay, kids. By the time you read this, I'll officially be in Texas, having wrangled two children successfully on a military aircraft. On our agenda in Fort Worth is visiting about eleventy billion houses, showing the kids that this will not AT ALL be stressful, but a WAY SUPER FUN moving experience, and maybe even squeeze in a trip to the zoo.
I'll try to post if I can, but did I mention all four of us will be sharing a single hotel room? So maybe don't count on that. If you've ever slept in a hotel room with young children, you realize the importance of not making any noise past nightfall and YOU'RE GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT A TIME LIKE THIS?! JUST HOLD IT 'TIL MORNING! YOU'LL WAKE THE CHILDREN!
In the meantime, keep a keen eye on my Twitter stream. There you'll find frantic updates, exciting pictures, and urgent pleas for backup support. I'll turn on my location, just in case.
OH! And do you know and love Jett Superior? Well, you should! She's having a birthday celebration and I made her a funny video. Go watch and compose your letters to The Academy nominating my work for an Oscar.