|It couldn't be any more beautiful. (Unless maybe it was being worn by a unicorn.)|
As does THIS:
|Am eating myself into a chocolate-induced coma as we speak. (Someone should maybe come check on the children.)|
And because I'm too tired to host a party in honor of my birth, I'll just give you some gift bags. Except they're not so much PHYSICAL BAGS as they are video clips from the Internet. Ahem.
(If you follow me on the Twitter, you saw this the other day. But IT'S STILL FUNNY. And you know what else is
And with that, I'll be over here napping. Actually, I have to change the cat litter first.
Man. Birthday's just ain't what they used'ta be.