Him: [Fidgeting with phone.] Not really, no.
Me: [Rolls eyes.] Yes you DO. I never kill them! I figure that if I see them, by the time I leave to get a shoe, they disappear anyway.
Him: I guess.
Me: I'm just saying, you're lucking I'm not a shrieker.
Him: Why's that?
Me: Because of THIS!
Him: What about it?
Me: WELL. I saw it yesterday in the boys' bathroom and just IGNORED it, because I like to consider myself a humanitarian.
Him: But spiders aren't even hu--
Me: [Heavy sigh.] ANYWAY, the spider ignored the unspoken rule of DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE NO MO' when I saw him hovering over my pillow this morning.
Me: But get THIS. Every time I went to squish him with your shoe...
Him: [Looking up from phone.] MY shoe?!
Me: ...the bastard would REAR up on its back legs!
Him: Wait, you don't actually think that's the SAME spider, do you?
Me: JUST FORGET IT.
ALSO! YOU GUYS! Some of you nominated me for an award over at Studio 30+ and I thank you humbly for that. Voting officially began yesterday (I think), so make sure you go over and cast your vote. If you're not a member, you'll have to join first, and you can only vote once!
Please note, however, that I'm running against about 100 other talented people in each category and don't fully expect to win. Even a little bit.
I feel like here is where I should tell you all to just vote for me in one category so my chances are increased, but that feels WEIRD to me. Here are the categories to choose from (for ME, of course)
Most Interesting Blogger!
Blog You Want to Makeout in a Dark Closet With!
Best Mommy Blog!
Best Female Blog!
Blog of the Year!
Should we all pick one together? Or should I just shut up now?
I don't do this well. Clearly.