Me: Who's this, T9?!
T9: [Confused. Picks nose.]
Me: Who is it, buddy?
T9: [Lightbulb!] PUNKIN!
Me: You think it's a pumpkin, silly?
T9: Yahh. Scaaaarrrry. [Shivers. No, really.]
Me: [Sigh.] Is it Oswald, kiddo?
T9: [Furrowed brow.] Ah-wald?
Me: Yeah, well. Let's just eat, kid.
Happy Thanksgiving, you turkeys! I'm thankful for all of you that read the stuff I throw down over here. Seriously. Thank you so much.