We paid particular attention to this scene:
|Maybe you'd like some privacy, ma'am?|
Guys, she was full on groping that piece of raw chicken with her palm. I'm not gonna lie. It was sexual in nature.
Husband: I don't know a single person that holds chicken like that.
You know why? Because raw chicken is gross. So, unless that person is an aficionado of the sex toy industry and has accidentally mistaken his "REAL LIFE J**Z T**S" with his raw chicken, I don't know, in the dark of the night, then there is absolutely no reason to be fondling food. (I know. Censoring on my blog? I'm sorry, but I just cannot bring myself to say "jizz" and "tits" in the same sentence. Gross. And you know WHY it's gross?! Because it reminds everyone in the world of RAW CHICKEN and no one likes to touch RAW CHICKEN.)
|Get a frickin' room.|
(And I'll spare you my critique of garbage boy and HIS fantasies.)