Thing is? He's way more loyal than any of you bastards. I just wish I knew what he was talking about. I feel like there's such a wedge between us. And not the cool "bedroom" wedge. I mean like the kind that puts the "wedge" in "wedgie".
Think he knows English or should I just communicate via emoticon?
And one more thing....
Recently, after being inspired by this recent post by The Bloggess, I decided it was time to have a serious discussion with my husband. One I'd been avoiding for some time.
Me: I've got to ask you something.
Me: No, really. It's important.
Me: I...I just...I wonder what you...what you would do...if....if I...well, if I farted...while....we were, you know...doing it .... BECAUSE it's just that there are TIMES...you know, with all that movement....and---
Him: Um, keep doing it?
Me: [sigh of relief]
Another marriage saved by The Bloggess, eh?
*Just don't tell her because she'll probably want payment or something, you know? And really, ever since that Google pyramid scheme, I way flat broke.