(I hope you're sitting down and/or drunk. Both should help.)
First, I have been fighting this urge to offer a blanket apology to my readers lately. I have become a shitty blogger in how I never respond to comments anymore, I rarely comment on YOUR blogs, and most clearly, hardly post here with much regularity.
(OH, and I watched that hockey game last night. That in itself was pretty taxing.)
Anyway, I'm working on getting this place spruced up a bit, which may help matters. I'm also going to get a haircut soon, but that's pretty much unrelated.
Finally, I'll alert you that my birthday is rapidly approaching. I like chocolate. And babysitters.
(FOR KIDWATCHING, that is. Jeez.)