Wednesday, January 6, 2010

So The Virgin Mary Was Eating a Hot Dog...*

So we were hanging out with some criminal types over the holidays (beggars can't be choosers!) and The Hub and felonious friend got to talking about sex and virility because that's what men do and HAHAHA! It's so funny!

Plus, what's Christmas without some good sex talk anyhow?

(Sex-free Christmas? Does that make it Hanukkah? Or maybe it's Kwanzaa? IGNORANCE IS FUNNY TOO! HAHAHA!)

Anyway, naturally The Virgin Mary came up and maybe there were jokes about the REAL father of my children (and I'm still all HAHAHA! Men are HILARIOUS!) and The Hub's criminal-type pal was all,

"Yeah! The immaculate Concession!"

...

The Hub: Did you just say immaculate "concession"?

Criminal-Type: Nah, I said it right.

The Hub: You totally said concession. The Immaculate Concession Stand.

Me: It definitely sounded like concession, dude. Besides, you're the criminal-type. No one believes what you say anyway.

[To me] This needs to go on your blog, wife.



Me: Done.

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*One day, I'll stop making fun of religion. Just not today, it appears.

11 comments:

  1. I've heard it referred to as the "immaculate reception" although that term is used in football so maybe there was some confusion there.

    I've also heard it referred to as the "immaculate prescription". No clue there.

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  2. Jesus, those are some tasty nachos.*

    *pronounced, Hay-sues

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  3. Mary and her concession stand....I'd totally buy that.

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  4. My daughter used to say the Lord's Prayer with "And lead a snot into temptation..."

    That's right up there with the concession stand!
    Love it.

    :-)

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  5. lmao... thst's hilarious. Never heard any of those 'versions' before, funny stuff.
    :)
    xoxo

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  6. freaking awesome. i bet she makes a good plate of nachos.

    when i was in catholic school we had a group of second graders come in and show us pictures they drew interpreting parts of the bible. one kid had a picture of an airplane full of people. when asked what it represented, he said "this is pontious pilate and all his disciples."

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  7. The condiments never run out.

    The drinks never run out. And turns to wine.

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  8. please never stop making fun of religion. i need all the friends i can get in hell.

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  9. Dan Brown's next book is about another secret that the Catholic Church is trying to suppress, and is willing to kill to do so...

    Jesus liked ketchup on his hotdogs.

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  10. freaking awesome. i bet she makes a good plate of nachos.

    when i was in catholic school we had a group of second graders come in and show us pictures they drew interpreting parts of the bible. one kid had a picture of an airplane full of people. when asked what it represented, he said "this is pontious pilate and all his disciples."

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