Saturday, January 23, 2010

Poppy Seeds Don't Really Get You High?

Listen, I'm sorry this has turned into the CONTEST THAT NEVER ENDS, but I'm going to need your help picking the winner in an official fashion.

Mainly this is because I have trouble discerning COOL! from meh. It's plagued me much of my life*, but I think I saw an ad for some new meds in The New Yorker. [See also, Camel Toe Post.]

Anyhoo (see?), I know a bunch of you have already been leaving comments about who you want to win, but things felt like they were getting sinister and if you know ME and MY BLOG, you'd know that I am NEVER mean to anyone (if it's likely they'd read it)!

So, please vote for your winner by clicking on the non-judgmental poll up there (Top? Right? Got it.) I figure this should be wrapped up in like a week's time. By then, maybe I'll have gone through the initial post to tally up the third place winner. I'm pretty lazy though, so probably not.

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In other news, I thought you all should know that I tried to call up that Hope for Haiti Now telethon last night.




Um. It had little to do with wanting to help, and lots to do with wanting to talk to a celebrity

Shameful, I know. Is there like a rosary bead I should chew on or like some incense I should burn to cancel out my bad karma?

Ick.

Does this help?


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It's certainly the funniest clap I've EVER seen. And I've seen a lot of clapping, my friends. I've seen a lot of clapping.
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*YES, I am posting on a Saturday night. I also happen to be wearing a turquoise, fuzzy robe while eating some sort of poppy seed pastry. I may need to incorporate Internet polls into my daily decision-making process.


11 comments:

  1. That was a one-time-open-fingered-clap-with-a-point special.

    I am curious as to the other "claps" you've seen. Hopefully, all were of the hand variety.

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  2. hmm in not sure who im gonna vote for well youll never find out who i do end up voting for unless i say!
    okay im voting miss chief.. i cant keep anything a secret!
    and btw dont worry about blogging on a saturday night, thats my favourite time to blog and catch up with my favourite blogs, all my favourite blogging friends who i seriously neglect! x

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  3. I think that clap will be the new Moon Walk.

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  4. I've watched that clap over and over. It's actually a welcomed distraction from his hideous hair plugs.

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  5. Blogging on Saturday is what awesome people do, so don't worry about it. Besides, if you weren't home blogging, you wouldn't have been able to call up the telethon. So really you're a hero.

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  6. I blog on Saturdays quite often. I give you a weak and creepy clap just for that.

    Also, I voted for Miss.Chief. Tramp Stamps beat rainbow doggies daily.

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  7. I think all of the celebrities were just talking to each other.

    Jerks.

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  8. Blogging on Saturday is what awesome people do, so don't worry about it. Besides, if you weren't home blogging, you wouldn't have been able to call up the telethon. So really you're a hero.

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  9. I've watched that clap over and over. It's actually a welcomed distraction from his hideous hair plugs.

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