Mainly this is because I have trouble discerning COOL! from meh. It's plagued me much of my life*, but I think I saw an ad for some new meds in The New Yorker. [See also, Camel Toe Post.]
Anyhoo (see?), I know a bunch of you have already been leaving comments about who you want to win, but things felt like they were getting sinister and if you know ME and MY BLOG, you'd know that I am NEVER mean to anyone (if it's likely they'd read it)!
So, please vote for your winner by clicking on the non-judgmental poll up there (Top? Right? Got it.) I figure this should be wrapped up in like a week's time. By then, maybe I'll have gone through the initial post to tally up the third place winner. I'm pretty lazy though, so probably not.
In other news, I thought you all should know that I tried to call up that Hope for Haiti Now telethon last night.
Um. It had little to do with wanting to help, and lots to do with wanting to talk to a celebrity
Shameful, I know. Is there like a rosary bead I should chew on or like some incense I should burn to cancel out my bad karma?
Does this help?
It's certainly the funniest clap I've EVER seen. And I've seen a lot of clapping, my friends. I've seen a lot of clapping.
*YES, I am posting on a Saturday night. I also happen to be wearing a turquoise, fuzzy robe while eating some sort of poppy seed pastry. I may need to incorporate Internet polls into my daily decision-making process.