Wednesday, January 27, 2010

On Why I'm Not a Techie (Is That Even How You SPELL Techie?)

All this hubbub about the new Apple Tablet had me wondering what the hell everyone was talking about. I mean, I know the techie types get hardons about Steve Jobs and his fucking announcements, but I was having trouble with the more literal elements.

Like, what was this thing supposed to be? Given the name, I came up with some sketches.

(And um, YES, I happen to be for hire.) (Wait...for, like, the drawing/writing thing. That's IT.)


Apple Tablet, the herbal supplement.



Apple Tablet, the iPad:


And this last one is a freebie* for those Apple advertising execs who are wondering how to cancel out the ridiculous, menstrual title:__________

*As in, you can pay me first, and then it'll be FREE! HAHA! SUCKERS!!

17 comments:

  1. Since I've had a hysterectomy, I won't be needing an iPad.

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  2. You know...I had the same thought when I heard it was going to be "an iPad"...

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  3. Crappy name, but I kinda want one

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  4. Small child sold separately, or does Apple sell those, too?

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  5. I saw that thing and my first thought was "Wow that is one really huge cell phone". So yeah. Total tech nerd, right here.

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  6. Same here. I was like, "How did they get that iPhone soooo big?" and "Was Rick Moranis involved?"

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  7. ipads are for teenage girls. Where da ipons at?

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  8. The iPad could go into direct competition with Roca Pads!

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  9. Where do I sign up for the latter one?

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  10. You are so funnny. Good one!

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  11. You are so funnny. Good one!

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  12. Where do I sign up for the latter one?

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  13. You know...I had the same thought when I heard it was going to be "an iPad"...

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