And by "daring" I mean, possibly illegal.
I'm going to need the rest of you to help me sort out this mess because I can't keep track of my KIDS let alone a CHUCK NORRIS CONTEST. Plus, once you hit the INSANE mark, then how does one go about rating one more insane than the other?
Contestant #1 is Miss Chief, who semi-permanently tatted herself a stamp tramp of my URL. Endearing, really.
Then there's Contestant #2: Tristachio, who, well...she dyed her dog to resemble Rainbow Brite, essentially. Then the dog shat on her stuff, and maybe now they're in counseling together.
So that's where we're at. They're like neck-and-neck. Remember that the contest ends this weekend, I think. There's still time to take over the lead. Just make sure you have enough in your savings account for bail money.
And bring your video camera.
(Oh, and I'm getting around to actually blogging again. About important things like The Antique's Roadshow, QVC, and my first experience with a pomegranate. Plus, I've got a guest post coming up over at my pal NotBenny's soon. There, you'll see me waxing about my cat's farts and my missed-calling for swimsuit modeling. How's THAT for a teaser? Heh. Yeah. well.)