Tuesday, January 19, 2010

My Dog Ate My Blog Post

Clearly I didn't think through this contest well enough. It appears as if there are two prominent leaders, and they've both taken some daring risks in an attempt to win the Norris swag.

And by "daring" I mean, possibly illegal.

I'm going to need the rest of you to help me sort out this mess because I can't keep track of my KIDS let alone a CHUCK NORRIS CONTEST. Plus, once you hit the INSANE mark, then how does one go about rating one more insane than the other?

Contestant #1 is Miss Chief, who semi-permanently tatted herself a stamp tramp of my URL. Endearing, really.


Then there's Contestant #2: Tristachio, who, well...she dyed her dog to resemble Rainbow Brite, essentially. Then the dog shat on her stuff, and maybe now they're in counseling together.



So that's where we're at. They're like neck-and-neck. Remember that the contest ends this weekend, I think. There's still time to take over the lead. Just make sure you have enough in your savings account for bail money.

And bring your video camera.

(Oh, and I'm getting around to actually blogging again. About important things like The Antique's Roadshow, QVC, and my first experience with a pomegranate. Plus, I've got a guest post coming up over at my pal NotBenny's soon. There, you'll see me waxing about my cat's farts and my missed-calling for swimsuit modeling. How's THAT for a teaser? Heh. Yeah. well.)

24 comments:

  1. Are you asking us to vote? You were a little vague there. But if I were to vote, I'd say contestant #1 because she's at least promoting your blog whereas you get nothing out of contestant #2's threat to kill her dog.

    (Can she kill my dog too, by the way?)

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  2. I think dying the dog is going to put Tristachio ahead slightly. Sorry M.Chief

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  3. I've promoted her blog because then she'd be known as the blogger who allowed another blogger to killer her dog just because she didn't win. It might not be GOOD promotion but all promotion is good. I VOTE FOR ME!

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  4. Ok, yeah, I'm not going to get a tramp stamp.....

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  5. I vote for Tristachio, b/c she had to explain her hands the next day. And she's going to have to explain and convince her dog sitter that she didn't mean to harm her dog. Miss Chief could easily cover up her tat...maybe not her chair, but her back, yes. ;)

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  6. I love the Antiques Roadshow. I aspire to find some useless crap to bring on it.

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  7. I'm not going to be able to sleep until the cat farts post. Please let it be the first one your write.

    I'm going to have to go for Miss Chief because I'm hoping she'll put my blog next to yours. Above, preferably.

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  8. Do we get to vote?

    Oh, and I'll be looking for you at INB!

    Tim's my buddy.

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  9. Oh sure, everybody feels sorry for stupid old brilliant Trishstachio because she dyed her dog without thinking to put gloves on, but you forgot to show them the antique "I'll never find one again" B.C. ferries chair that i permanently ruined after I sat down to put those photos on my blog and the sharpie ink infused itself into the leather. forever. SO FEEL SORRY FOR ME! PITY VOTE!

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  10. I psychologically damaged my . A LIVING CREATURE to win for Chuck Norris! You have to remember that!

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  11. TRISTACHIO IS AWESOME AND MISS.CHIEF DESERVES NOTHING! I VOTE FOR TRISTACHIO

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  12. I loved your I'm Not Benny guest post and now I'm here to stay. Just try to get rid of me. I dare you.

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  13. Tristachio is an inspiration! No one deserves it better than her. She has Moxie for dying her dog for Chuck Norris. He'd vote for her, let me tell you! HE'D VOTE FOR TRISTACHIO!!

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  14. Miss Chief is the clear winner. She never would have violated the personal rights (not to mention dignity) of an innocent animal.

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  15. I vote for the tramp stamp.

    That other chick didn't even dye the whole dog!!!

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  16. I vote for ass-crack, er Miss Chief. All of my dead relatives vote for her too ('cuz it's legal here).

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  17. Considering I actually am a chef in real life, and I too have an ass-crack, and a tattoo .. AND A CHAIR

    .. and animals up the ying-yang that I would never dye; because Jesus wants me for a sunbeam ... not a puppy-kicking, Yahoo Serious-kitty pie baking, sociopath.

    I VOTE FOR MISS CHEF!

    Actual Chuck Norris Fact: -Chuck Norris really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

    Something tells me Chuck Norris himself votes for Miss Chef, and not a nut who dyes dogs - game over.

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  18. Considering I actually am a chef in real life, and I too have an ass-crack, and a tattoo .. AND A CHAIR

    .. and animals up the ying-yang that I would never dye; because Jesus wants me for a sunbeam ... not a puppy-kicking, Yahoo Serious-kitty pie baking, sociopath.

    I VOTE FOR MISS CHEF!

    Actual Chuck Norris Fact: -Chuck Norris really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

    Something tells me Chuck Norris himself votes for Miss Chef, and not a nut who dyes dogs - game over.

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  19. I vote for the tramp stamp.

    That other chick didn't even dye the whole dog!!!

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  20. I loved your I'm Not Benny guest post and now I'm here to stay. Just try to get rid of me. I dare you.

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  21. I think dying the dog is going to put Tristachio ahead slightly. Sorry M.Chief

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  22. I've promoted her blog because then she'd be known as the blogger who allowed another blogger to killer her dog just because she didn't win. It might not be GOOD promotion but all promotion is good. I VOTE FOR ME!

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