[Watching the closing credits for Walk the Line]
The Hub: Oh, I didn't realize he died right after she did.
Me: Yes. Of heartache, clearly.
The Hub: [eyeroll.] I'm sure it had nothing to do with that disease he had.
Me: Are you going to die right after me, mister? Because that would be really romantic. And pretty much, if you don't, I guess you never really loved me after all.
The Hub: Can you get me a snack?
*****Me: You know what's on tonight?! Freaking American Idol is what's on tonight!
The Hub: I'm not watching that crap this year.
Me: Um. Come again?
The Hub: I don't enjoy watching these poor people getting mocked and ridiculed. It's anxiety-inducing.
Me: Or, funny?
The Hub: Let's watch this documentary on Yosemite instead.
Me: What? Yosemite? But...but...Lana and I were going to have a texting marathon and talk shit about all the contestants!
The Hub: Well, tell Lana to turn this on and we'll talk shit about Yosemite instead.
Chuck Norris Update: I believe Tristachio has taken the lead. Who said terrorism never got anybody anywhere? (What? Not funny?)