1. My return to radio via the Internet has been pushed to Thursday. Be very excited and shaky with anticipation. My voice will likely bring you several levels of emotional revelation. Also, my words, thoughts, et cetera.
2. Tonight is Phase One of my presentation. Remember? That research I did while attaining my MASTERDOM a few months back? Right. Well it's granted me immense fame in incredibly small and unimportant circles of academia. Tonight I will undermine ALL of that minute celebrity by erupting in hives as I revisit my phobia of speaking in front of my peers. But don't worry. I've got myself covered. Literally. I bought some turtlenecks. I considered a ski mask, but thought that might be *just* crossing the line.
3. I made it through my training for that online job. There's not much more to say about this. It was kind of anticlimactic. They pretty much were like, "Okay, so we'll let you start working pretty soon." And I was like, "Oh. Okay. That should be nice." But if I remember correctly, there's money involved with work, so that's cool.
4. I dyed my hair yesterday. Or, rather, I paid my hairstylist $100 to dye it for me. A HUNDRED FREAKING DOLLARS. What? Was I high? Plus it came out a little darker than I'd wanted so now I kind of look like a member of the Munster family. People are probably going to think that I just went ALL OUT for Halloween.
Anyway, keep me in your prayers/chants/nonsensical daydreams tonight. If I get by with minimal stuttering, only a few visual hives, and a vague communication of my research, I'll count it as a success! GO ME!