Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Beat Me With A Hammer! *TING*

Things are busy, people, and I see the stress oozing out of parts of my family. Metaphorically, of course. Except for the baby. He's literally oozing.

But to keep you up to speed, I'll be doing that presentation on my MASTERDOM in about a week. I'd rather curl up and die, to be honest, but these things are good for you, says my therapist.

The anxiety, however. Hoo-boy. Let's just say that my refrigerator just concussed me and The Hub has taken a liking to this parody that he pretty much wrote himself. Are you familiar with Metric's "Help I'm Alive"?

Now sing along with The Hub:

Help I'm alive,
Just beat me with a hammer!
Hammer's are hard.
My skull is so ten-der!

This simply cannot reflect kindly upon the wife, now, can it?


  1. A little skull-hammering is good for the men! Isn't it?

  2. Gives knew meaning to "Knock some into 'em."