I'm sure it's going to devastate so many of you, but I'm shutting The Dust Bunny Project down. That sucker is simply making our living conditions unbearable, as evidenced by the chigger infestation and Moth Man Prophecy sighting.
And the fact that it appears to be a dud. Right, there's that part, too.
In other news, I'm trying to get a job as an online tutor, and let me tell you, it's becoming a moral dilemma for me. They've got me going through a screening process at the moment which so far has consisted of me "grading" essays. And, remarkably, that is now the position they're telling me I'd be testing for: Essay Grader.
Somehow "essay grader" isn't synonymous with "tutor" in my book. I'm not an editor. For students, anyway. Writers need editors, but students? Not so much. Because then I'd essentially be doing the kid's work, and he wouldn't be learning jack shit.
See? I have morals.
Unless they pay something stellar. In that case, I'M IN!
Any other job suggestions you guys have out there for me? Since you've all but stopped clicking on my damn GOOGLE ADS, you at least owe me that much.
PS: My son has lost his favorite toy, "Tractor Tip" ($10 if you know what that is without Googling it!) and I will give you A MILLION DOLLARS if you please PLEASE TELL ME WHERE IT IS.