She's a teacher. She'd know.
The award is pretty and all, but people, it came with a list of rules so ridiculous that I totally rolled my eyes all bitchy-like and thought about how much cooler I am than pretty much everyone in the world. Then I pretended to "read between the lines" and those make-believ-inbetweenlines told me to make up my own rules.
I like to take chances.
SO. Here't goes.
1. Pass this award along to exactly 500 people. (Or you will get cancer.)
2. Post this award on your blog while in your underpants.
3. Link to your most favorite free porn site.
4. Mail me $300.
5. Fart on a cat.
Those seem pretty appropriate for the caliber of this award. Which is to say that this award has just become the most obscene, degrading, and therefore AWESOME-EST thing to have on your blog.
With that, I bestow the honor upon (uh, in order of coolness. HA! KIDDING!):
The Monster Apathy
Little Girl, Big Glasses
You, Me, No Adult Supervision
I'm pretty sure I've just made those people the coolest, most annoyed award-recipients in the world. If they even see they've won.
Also, I'm pretty sure the folks over at this "scholastic-scribe" place are totally going to be pissed and strip me of my honors.
But not if have no honor in the first place!
Yeah, so I'm kinda tired.