That, and you hide your camera for shame.
PS: TrodoMcCracken is having a giveaway of epic proportions. So hustle...wait...hussle? Is it the same word for both uses? Whatever. Go over there and sign up for her contest...
....that is, right after you help to determine what the fuck bit the shit out of my feet. All I can tell you is that it happened around a campfire in my backyard. If you tell me they're fleas, I'll kick your ass. If you make fun of my tattoo, I'll kick your ass twice. If you mention I have big feet...well, you get the picture. On with it, then.
Yeah, it's on both feet. And it's really gross. But I'm pretty much the only one allowed to say that. TAKE HEED.