Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I WILL-CO For Food!

HA! See that?! Wilco sounds like WILL-CO which reminds me of homeless people and they are FUNNY! CO-ing is probably something sexual, however, and I will not do that. Even if it is for a pint of Ben & Jerry's cake batter ice cream. Because I just ate one.

Anyway, in the midst of all my bragging, I forget to tell you some very important things about what my night out on the town taught me. And taught me, it did. Here are some highlights of the Re-education of Wait in the Van:

1. It's okay to be a "Whooo" girl if you're at a concert.



2. Sweating is kind of gross in excess, but also potentially humorous if you're not the one sweating. Unnamed friend: "I have so much back sweat, you could take a bath back there. Look, here's some sweat COMING OUT OF MY ELBOW."

3. You shouldn't look down on polygamists. I'm just saying, Jeff Tweedy...ya know?

4. It's amazing what getting out of your pajamas will do for your self esteem.

5. It's good to be nice to strangers (preferably ones with cameras) because then they send you stuff like this:





Thanks Super-Cool Stranger Andy!
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PS: On an unrelated note, did anyone else hear about Heather Armstrong (Dooce) getting named #26 on Forbes' list of influential chicks in media or some crap?! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS ALL ABOUT.

9 comments:

  1. I have had the sweaty elbows, and I can confirm, they are not pleasant.

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  2. I just got off the treadmill and I think even my knees are sweating. Turns out that is also unpleasant.

    I am going to do that stand up victory arms thing every time I play the drums from now on.

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  3. Yes, I read that about dooce and it is DRIVING ME MAD-- why, why???? Okay, she's good, but what the hell? And if I have to see that Julia/ Julia commercial again I'm going to stab my eyes out. Why must you mock me, God? Are my freakishly small boobs not enough for your amusement? Must you keep taunting me? I don't know why I can't just be happy for them. I just can't.

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  4. wow, and i thought for sure no one would believe that you could sweat from your elbows. glad i'm not the only victim.

    and those pics are amazing!! thanks andy.

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  5. I'm surprised she's only 26 on the list.

    And WTH? Your You Tube link won't play for me citing copy write infringements in my country but if I go into You Tube myself it plays. Huh?

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  6. Kim: YES! I hope that movie bombs. Freaking cooking, writing FREAK.

    Lana: I know! Not Benny is your savior.

    Captain Dumbass: I WAS kind of being facetious, but still in the kind of way that allows me to writhe with jealousy. Also, blame Canada!

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  7. We should punch her in the face. Just saying. And seriously, Blame Canada? If you weren't my BBFF I'd punch you! (Not that it really saves you from punching but still ((Can you tell that I'm in a punching mood?)) (((Does this make me super smart that I've got bracket comments within bracket comments))) ((((Because I think it does)))) )

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  8. I'm surprised she's only 26 on the list.

    And WTH? Your You Tube link won't play for me citing copy write infringements in my country but if I go into You Tube myself it plays. Huh?

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  9. I have had the sweaty elbows, and I can confirm, they are not pleasant.

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