First, I want to say hello to my new readers.
Hi. That's pretty much the best I can do. I'm not socially graceful, and I might also be covered in baby barf at the moment. And in my pajamas. Want some coffee?
Also, I've been going through my blog reading list and whittling out the ones that don't seem to be posting much anymore. Just because I'm a neat freak. But if you've noticed and are offended, then go suck a toe, I mean JUST TELL ME and I'll apologize profusely (then maybe tell you to suck a toe in my head, because really?). Plus I've been a chump about commenting. You know, because I'm busy keeping things alive around here. So, SORRY.
And, here we go:
For my favorite stalkers (of course I play favorites!)--you know who you are! *WINK*:
For my second-favorite stalkers (There's always next year, champ):
And for you creepers:
...AND BONUS TIME!
Who says inappropriate and unattainable romance is dead?! Here's to building an image of love that will inevitably doom and torment our future female generation!
Update: I show some appreciation and my "followers" start dropping like flies! Was it the pedophile van? Was that it?!
FINE. I'll shut up (a little) about Twilight. Fuckers.