Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Two'fer

Here's this, too, because I feel so badly about the crap below. I realized last night that there are very specific reasons why I dislike my cats. Maybe I'll start to enumerate them to get PETA off my hypothetical back. Or, I mean, hypothetically. I have a back, dummy.

So, I've always hated that dog-dragon from The Neverending Story. Why? Because he's a creepy dog-dragon, is why! Gross! So last night, when Pink was all up in my face with his incessant "LOVE ME, PET ME, FEED ME!" bullshit, I was like, "Cat, back the fuck off, or I will make fun of you on the Internet."

Take heed:


Striking resemblance.
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PS: I added a chat box thingy to my blog so you can obsess about me NONSTOP! I stole it from SMUK, but I don't think it's quite stealing-stealing, because she took it from someone else. We SHARE, remember? Yeah, sharing. Sharing is fun.

12 comments:

  1. I have never considered threatening my cats with Internet embarrassment to get them to behave. I think you may be on to something.

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  2. Pink doesn't look nearly as much like Falcor as Victoria Beckham does. THAT resemblance is uncanny and unsettling.

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  3. I thought you were just supposed to chase cats around the house squirting them with a water gun? Works great for kids, too. Although I think I took it too far when my husband wanted to get nasty and I turned got him in the face. I said No!

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  4. I always thought Falcor looked like a failed genetic experiment.

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  5. More like SUCCESSFUL genetic experiment!!

    (Why, Falcor? Why did you never come for me? I believed!)

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  6. LL: They're the only ones who won't divorce me if I do it.

    erin: :(

    TIM: Maybe Pink is related to POSH!

    Kim: I find this more therapeutic. As for the chasing, I do that as well. Just without water and with lots of cursing.

    NotBenny: The NOSTRILS, dude. ::shudder::

    Steamy: But he had scales AND fur! And probably licked his own butthole!

    Sally-Sal: YES. gross.

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  7. I am thoroughly enjoying myself here this evening. Nice to laugh at something entertaining. And that you are, Kristine.

    Thanks!

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  8. I am thoroughly enjoying myself here this evening. Nice to laugh at something entertaining. And that you are, Kristine.

    Thanks!

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  9. I always thought Falcor looked like a failed genetic experiment.

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  10. Pink doesn't look nearly as much like Falcor as Victoria Beckham does. THAT resemblance is uncanny and unsettling.

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