So, I've always hated that dog-dragon from The Neverending Story. Why? Because he's a creepy dog-dragon, is why! Gross! So last night, when Pink was all up in my face with his incessant "LOVE ME, PET ME, FEED ME!" bullshit, I was like, "Cat, back the fuck off, or I will make fun of you on the Internet."
PS: I added a chat box thingy to my blog so you can obsess about me NONSTOP! I stole it from SMUK, but I don't think it's quite stealing-stealing, because she took it from someone else. We SHARE, remember? Yeah, sharing. Sharing is fun.