1. Yesterday I went to the grocery store and saw this:
Apparently it's a scanner that you take with you as you shop. Like, so you know how much crap you're buying at the store. And people are all excited about it presumably because it's cutting edge. You know, like the calculator was in 1965.
2. Then I was reading my local (online) paper and read an article about some ATV accident:
"Police said Monday both girls were wearing helmets. The ATV, intended for one person, did not have seat belts."
I loathe this newspaper, so I'm really hoping that when I was all "You jackass! ATV's don't HAVE seatbelts!" that wikipedia wasn't rolling its eyes at ME.
3. We live in a development of mostly duplexes. At least I think that's what they're called. I'm not a Realtor (<--spellcheck tells me this must be capitalized. Pompous pricks.), geniuses. Most of the yards are shared in the front and people have been planting flowers and such ever since they saw my AMAZING landscaping skills and pretty much began their attempts to keep up with the WitV's. Some have even been fertilizing their grass. Lovely. But what's not so lovely is how they have been doing only THEIR half of the front yard. I was going to take a picture, but there's a lot of SAHM's around here and my husband already things I'm too much of a "New Yorker." It kind of looks like this, but also worse.
And this was probably my second worst post ever, so in an effort to duplicate the magic of the Sauna pants, I'm going to give you a super-surprise picture.
Here you go...SURPRISE!
Oh...well...oh boy...yeah, I don't think they're going to work out too well for anyone.
This is exactly why I want this () permanently glued to my sidebar.