Monday, June 1, 2009

It's Not Porn. It's Gross.*

Me: What exactly are you watching over there, anyway?

Him: [Smirks. Eyes widen.] You should definitely not watch this.

Me: What?! Why?! What is it? Is it X Rated?!(!!)

Him: It might as well be.

Me: Wait, is that Star Wars music?

Him: I'm NOT showing you. You're gonna be grossed out, and I don't want to hear it.

Me: C'mon! Where'd you find it? You Tube?

Him: [DRAMATIC SIGH.] Fine, but don't you start...



Me: [Watching video.] Whoa...it looks like a vajayjay. Wait...are they...what? THEY GO THROUGH HER NOSE?!

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*People, I didn't even make it through this video. But since my husband muted me after the first, "ew!" let me just say again, EW.

PS: If you made it this far, here's a bonus video. Because emotionally scarring children is remarkably funny.



9 comments:

  1. i wonder if this will start a new trend... nose humping. looks pretty tight.

    thanks kristine!

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  2. They should've had her do the classic porn riff, boom chicka wah wah. Neat stuff!

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  3. It's even worse when it's YOUR vocal chords. I have had that done -- and it is not fun.

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  4. I so thought it was gonna be Space Balls.

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  5. Mo: That's what she said (?)

    Jerrod: You're welcome, Jerrod! :)

    Some Guy: I'm pretty sure that would've made it illegal. Wincing coupled with arousal is typically frowned upon.

    LL: I don't envy you. I hope you asked for a copy of the video; that's the kind of intrusion that aught to come with a parting gift.

    CaptainDumbass: I'll take that to mean, *flutters hands and squeals like a child*. Or, my same reaction.

    LiLu: But way cooler, so you WIN!

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  6. First video gave me Magic School Bus flashbacks, oddly enough. But I watched the whole thing so GO ME.

    Second video was major lulz. I always say: Trauma builds character!

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  7. First video? Nasty.

    Second video? Awesome.

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