So I'm going to try something fun, and you get to play, too. You want to play right? What do you mean?! I even got the best ball out of the recess bag! I wore my running shoes!
Oh god, not the kickball lineup again. Please pick me. Sure I'm fat, can't catch, and haven't yet learned to apply deodorant correctly, but...
(Oh, heh. Sorry. Just a little writing exercise. Shut up.)
So this thing originated over at The Daily Wit, but Mo Stoneskin and Jerrod have played it, so I'm pretty much stealing from them. And I say that because I don't think they'll sue me.
Here's how it works. You each provide me with a word. Once I have 10-15 or a million, I will write a brief story using ALL of them. Then, you will laugh so hard that you will choke a little bit on your soda (you really should be drinking more water) and probably have a sore throat as a result for the rest of the day.
So, sorry about that.
But you'll forgive me eventually because you remembered I'm in the process of developing a reality show and you want IN. That's right. You better be nice.
Shit, I don't even know what I was talking about.
THE GAME. Right.
So, leave a word or two in the comments section. No phrases, jackrabbits. Just words. And if you leave me more than two, I'll get pissed and kick your ass in my head. So don't do that unless you like imaginary pain. And if you do like imaginary pain, then, ew. I'm married.
PS: Image found using "gamey game" keyword on Google. Heh.