Here's an example of what it does:
You're hating, aren't you? Well go try it punks. Then we'll talk. If I had the patience to put the code in my blog template, I'd have it here for you 24/7. So when you're reading a post and thinking, "ah man, this is some boring shit. What about the Michael Moore skit? That was comedic gold. She must've peaked, man. Jumped the effing shark," you can just daydream and start clicking and BOP! You've just been struck with unicorn love and suddenly my blog is your favorite, most magical, most rainbow-ish place to come on the internet. Who CARES about the writing!? This is probably a great post to test that theory out on:
But I don't know how to get that shit set up in my sidebar. So I'm just lame instead. And by that, I mean, SOMEONE (anyone?!) please help me! I need this like I need air to breathe. Like, I can get the button to appear, but it just sits there, with no title and all mushed up against the text of my posts. I'm willing to pay lots of money for this, my dream*.
Don't forget that unicorns united me with my true love and are ultimately the cause for my two amazing spawn to be pitter-pattering around the planet. (Namely right through my amazing new flowerbeds. But that's another story.)
For bonus, here is a picture of my infamous unicorn shirt. Hawtness. I know. But ease up, kids. I'm married.
*In Cheerios. Or imaginary funds.