Friday, May 8, 2009

We Have a Guest Blogger Today!

Scene: Living room. Just ate 5 pieces of pizza to celebrate finishing 50 pages of research paper writing. T9 has tanked out early due to major partying with GRANDMA this afternoon (you know how she rolls). Plus One and I do some quantum physics then decide to watch some television.

Plus One: Mommy, TV?

Me: Ehh, don't you want to read these encyclopedias with me? Listen to NPR? Have some wine?

Plus One: [blink]

Me: Oh, alright. What do you want to watch?

Plus One: [eyeballing my laptop on the coffee table, which happens to be open to Lana's presentation of her PRESTIGIOUS award on her blog] This one? This one, Mommy? Watch this one? [pointing to Susan Boyle's photoshopped head].

Me: Aw, that's my boy. How 'bout you write my blog post for me instead?

Plus One: Numbers? [His code name for the keyboard] Okay, numbers:

6yytyfgfxxxqqq


545

rrpppiiii


dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

fsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

mm

yt666

nnbb

Not too shabby, huh?! Add some Paint and he'll be pulling in more traffic than this hunk of metal right here!

All this is to say that I've got nothing today. I'll come back Monday, with fresh things to plagiarize, breath inspiration. Happy Friday, snitches!

Also, if anyone would like a copy of my GROUNDBREAKING research, I'm selling it for $1,000,000. Or I suppose I'd take a trade...but it'd better be something sweet.

OH SNAP, I just remembered this weekend is also Mother's Day. Be nice to your Mommas out there, kids. They used to be normal, too:



18 comments:

  1. Plus One certainly has a unique and readable style...

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  2. hah that was good! what do you do research on?

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  3. Plus One writes better blog content than many I've read.

    What a fun blog!

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  4. cute! and where did you find that old pic of me and b? i thought we burned all those...

    ps. happy early mother's day momma!

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  5. Wow, no wonder Adam and Eve got thrown out of Eden...

    KIDDING!

    Happy Mother's Day, everyone. May all your children mean what they say (unlike me when I call my mom on Sunday).

    Also, I fixed the post. Trust me, you want to see it.

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  6. I like how his hand is in her butt. Totally in it. WHAT!?

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  7. mo: Right? I taught him everything I know.

    Mr. C: I know...it's not unlike reading the regular installments on this blog. My research is on the cognitive and environmental writing process of bloggers (for reals).

    Brian: Which part startles you? Hand on ass? Unzipped jeans? Partial nudity? Excellent tattoo and dye-job? Ah, I bet it's the bulging belly.

    splodge: I like to think so, too. He' nothing short of amazing. You should see his impersonations. Thanks for stopping by!

    Lana: I should've totally Paint-shopped your heads on there!

    Cat: Dude, I almost signed the post "Love, Adam and Eve"...like they weren't going for that effect!? The soft haze, the shrubery? C'mon.

    erin: That was my favorite part. Then I saw her pants weren't zippered.

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  8. If that's not a "you complete me" moment for the entire trailer park community... then I guess I just don't know what love is.

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  9. She's gonna love that photo after she's popped out a litter, and can't remember what her va jay jay looks like without a hand mirror.

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  10. Nice- Plus One has got some sort of Davinci Code writing going on there. I bet if deciphered it will point the way to Atlantis or hidden cookies or something.

    I can't do quantum physics. I should probably start watching children's programming again. It has apparently changed massively since the A, B, C's.

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  11. where did you find the photo?

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  12. Jerrod: Dude, that's a "you complete me" moment for anyone with a HEART.

    Sally-Sal: I guess I'm not as flexible as you.

    NotBenny: He's probably telling me to eff off in Pig Latin. I pretend we do quantum physics so I feel better about The Backyardigans marathons. And the fact that I taught him neurosis.

    Beeker: A google search...I think it was for Glamour Shots...I mean, from my personal collection, of course!

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  13. Wow, I can't stop staring at that picture.
    So...much...wrong...

    Kudos on your kiddo's first foray into blogging. An excellent first effort!

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  14. where did you find the photo?

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  15. Wow, no wonder Adam and Eve got thrown out of Eden...

    KIDDING!

    Happy Mother's Day, everyone. May all your children mean what they say (unlike me when I call my mom on Sunday).

    Also, I fixed the post. Trust me, you want to see it.

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  16. cute! and where did you find that old pic of me and b? i thought we burned all those...

    ps. happy early mother's day momma!

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  17. Plus One certainly has a unique and readable style...

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