Plus One: Mommy, TV?
Me: Ehh, don't you want to read these encyclopedias with me? Listen to NPR? Have some wine?
Plus One: [blink]
Me: Oh, alright. What do you want to watch?
Plus One: [eyeballing my laptop on the coffee table, which happens to be open to Lana's presentation of her PRESTIGIOUS award on her blog] This one? This one, Mommy? Watch this one? [pointing to Susan Boyle's photoshopped head].
Me: Aw, that's my boy. How 'bout you write my blog post for me instead?
Plus One: Numbers? [His code name for the keyboard] Okay, numbers:
Not too shabby, huh?! Add some Paint and he'll be pulling in more traffic than this hunk of metal right here!
All this is to say that I've got nothing today. I'll come back Monday, with fresh
Also, if anyone would like a copy of my GROUNDBREAKING research, I'm selling it for $1,000,000. Or I suppose I'd take a trade...but it'd better be something sweet.
OH SNAP, I just remembered this weekend is also Mother's Day. Be nice to your Mommas out there, kids. They used to be normal, too: