Monday, May 4, 2009

Someone Thinks I'm Funny

I know I let you all down with my craptacular post earlier, but come on. I'm feeling neglected. Good thing I had kids to boost my ego. As it turns out, I think I found my target audience: toddlers. Yeah, I think can work with two-year-olds. They've got a nice ring to 'em. Sure they "can't use the bathroom by themselves" and are "young and impressionable" but am I really so terrible? Okay, maybe I'll get down on the swearing a bit.

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I'll also note that during this same filming session, I captured my Mother (that's right: GRANDMA) ON TAPE teaching my son to say OH MY GOD*. I screamed at her told her as soon as she got in the car. Naturally, I terrify her she respects me as a person, so she pleaded for mercy apologized profusely. I told her I'd think about it. I'm holding on to that badboy for the next time she begs me to keep her out of the nursing home. Or maybe just for the next time I need a babysitter. I try not to think too big.

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*I'd post the video, but my brother reads this blog and if he sees me publicly berating our mother, he'll tell on me stop reading, and that will be yet another blow to my traffic.

12 comments:

  1. I think you should post the video. Posting the video to the blogosphere is clearly far more important than family relationships...

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  2. Wendy: Shiiiit, Google! It's like sneaky little bastard from junior high. Just now when I went to check, it's all "Just kidding!" and puts up a music ad for good measure. I'm gonna beat it's ass.

    Mo: Clearly you undervalue the worth of a babysitter. Actually...where do you live? Free this weekend?

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  3. I'm also voting post the video... maybe pw protect? ;-)

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  4. Traffic is always more important than family. If they refuse to babysit you can guilt them by telling them not to take it out on the children.

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  5. awww, i'll babysit!! the fuss loves it when plus one shows her how to use his toys. now the video please.

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  6. I would push a pregnant Juno off a cliff if it would get me some guaranteed traffic. I'm kind of diabolical like that.

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  7. Every time you did the quick surprised gasp, the toddler in my head giggled and clapped. I totally didn't see it coming the third time, or the fourth, or the eighth.

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  8. I'll babysit, too. And by babysit I mean bring the children to the horse track. Plus 1's been a designated driver before, right?

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  9. Lilu: The star of that video has more technological capacity than me. I have no idea how to password protect my own ass (though, that would be helpful, huh?)

    CD: Something like, "MOM, if you don't rob a bank to help us buy a house, the kids won't have their own bathrooms! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" Is that good?

    Lana: Isn't he the cutest, sweetest ever? Except for when he tries to bodyslam T9, of course, but still.

    Jerrod: I'd push that bitch off a cliff for NO traffic. Juno sucked and Diablo Cody and kiss it (yes, that's my envy talking...but not about that Ellen Page...I never got that hype.)

    Steamy: So I can count you as part of my audience, too! Also, you never answered my babysitting question. Are you free?

    Brian: He's pretty good at saying "Faster! Faster!" from the back seat. So yeah, he'll do.

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  10. Every time you did the quick surprised gasp, the toddler in my head giggled and clapped. I totally didn't see it coming the third time, or the fourth, or the eighth.

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  11. I'm also voting post the video... maybe pw protect? ;-)

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