Alright then. Looks like I've made the decision. It's Award Time here at your friendly neighborhood minivan!(!!) I just have to think of what kind of award to give. And by the looks of what I've seen out there, I may need to employ my fancy Paint skills.
[Hours upon hours...maybe even weeks pass. You've gotten up to make a sandwich and have since eaten it. You're fully bored and beginning to curse at my under your breath: Oh come ON, where the fuck is she?]
Okay, Okay, Okay, I'm back. Turns out that the GIVING of the award is pretty much the awesome part, right? It's the MAKING of the little trophy that's kind of a bitch. This is what I've come up with in
The Susan Boyle Award:
The Anti-Constipation Award:
The I Wanna Be Rich (do-do-dah-do-do-do-do) Award:
And the Do You Want My Cats? Award:
I figure I'll just leave them up here for a bit so you can all salivate over the one you want the most. Plus, if, for example, I make you beg for one in the comments section, then two things happen: 1) You feed my ego (nice!) and 2) I get another post out of this labor of love when it's time to give them away (score!)
Okay, now remember, these are VERY PRESTIGIOUS awards because I'M giving them out and because they represent some fine skills and lots of time invested and stuff. So make sure you WANT THEM.
Also: I'm pretty sure the etiquette here (once you're done begging for them) is to pass along the love by giving this award to like five other people or something because
Final Also: I have no idea how to resize them, so that shit is all on you when you're suddenly like "Oh crap, it won't fit in my sidebar! Does she even know what she's doing? They're too big!" The answer is no, I don't know what I'm doing. Also, that's pretty much why all my prestigious awards are hanging on my living room wall instead of here on the blog. Because I do have lots. And plus, they match the furniture.
UPDATE: Okay, due to
The Dora-is-an-Exhibitionist Award:
The CNN Award for Excellence in Blogging:
And, the James Frey Award: