The lovable Lana (pronounced Lah-nah, by the way...don't make that mistake or she will totally roll her eyes at you) has constructed this amazing piece of art for me, and now I'll share it so we can all be like, "holy crap! I loved SHE-RA and HE-MAN...and remember?? Did you have the castle?! And what the fuck about goddamn SKELETOR!? HE ROCKED MY ASS OFF!!"
Do you see this shit?! I'm totally getting shown up in the Paint department. I'm going to have to start posting nude photographs or something.
But lets do a little exegesis, shall we? I'm having withdrawal. Clearly I'm She-Ra because of the diploma-hat combo (but the muscles of He-Man are probably throwing you for a loop because, YES, I am strong-like-bull), and it's funny because I was thinking of wearing my winged boots to graduation on Friday. Now I'm not so sure, seeing as it's clearly been done before. Maybe I'll do the Rainbow hot-pants get up. Also, do you see how She-Ra is totally being hardcore while doing a little "Look at my hot thighs before I whip some incredible ass" look? That is completely something I would do. The sword, however? That thing looks heavier than my car, and my wrists are really weak, so maybe they'd break if I held it in that manner. I'd be more double-fisting it with lots of grunting and maybe an escaping fart. Hey, leftover nerves.
So, thanks Lana! She-Ra might have stronger wrists than I do, but at least we still have the same impeccable fashion sense!
For the Honor of Blog Skull! (Yeah, that needs some work.)