People, people, people. Did I not make myself clear about my desires for fame, but mainly the accompanying FORTUNE?
That's why I've got those shiny ads over there. And do you know that since I've started this blog, I've only gotten nine (that's 9) clicks and earned a measly $8.17?! (?!?!)
Should I post the pictures of my children again? Because really, you should be thinking of them. THINK OF THE CHILDREN, PEOPLE.