Saturday, March 28, 2009

Fiver

Five Things You Don't Say to a SAHM While She's Sick:
  1. You don't look that bad.
  2. You're lucky you're not as sick as I was.
  3. You're awfully whiny here lately.
  4. Could you get me a blanket?
  5. The kind of blanket that comes with a sandwich?
Note: For my marriage's sake, I should note that my husband did not say all of these things.

4 comments:

  1. Could be lots of things.
    Silly Arabic Hat Monkey
    Supreme Avocado Habenaro Mix
    Southern Alabama Historical Museum
    Sonofabitch Asshole Hell Motherfucker

    But here it just means Stay at Home Mom.

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  2. I thought it meant Slutface Adolescent Happy Mamogram, I was way off.

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  3. Could be lots of things.
    Silly Arabic Hat Monkey
    Supreme Avocado Habenaro Mix
    Southern Alabama Historical Museum
    Sonofabitch Asshole Hell Motherfucker

    But here it just means Stay at Home Mom.

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